I hearts Apple. There are fewer people than me in this dimension who hearts Apple m00r. And while iPhone is all things amazon to half a billion of people worldwide, there are still things the Apple Smartphone is not capable of. And until they are, we’ll continue to be flippant about a much-loved icon that entices us to take a bite out of that poisoned orb. MyCityLife looks at the Top 5 Things iPhone Still Can’t Do.
A built-in breathalyser that blocks you from drunk texting:
The capability to emit an energy sword – like a lightsaber from Star Wars:
Being able to set your phone to automatic responses when anyone boring texts you:
A teleportation app:
And, a battery-heavy, water-proof and indestructible iPhone:
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